[BH4] hash write up
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jaws099 at aol.com
Sun Sep 27 17:05:54 CDT 2009
So we had a hash, Saturday September the 26th,
which was number 8 for us of 2009, I believe……
The slobbering pack met up at a quite Barksdale Professional
center, on a quite and cloudy Saturday afternoon.
Thfkas, Beardless Clam, Troma Queen, Mary Fucking Poppins,
Bitchard, I’ll Respect You in the Mouring, Just Erin, Just Silver, and many,
Toxic Waste was the hare, and decided to make it a hobo
themed hash, in honor of the great CSX train tracks that most of the trail was
on, and in honor of the piss-warm, bad quality, but effective, booze that he
served to us.
About 2:00 HST the pack decided to part, figuring nobody
else would show since there were 3 much bigger, but certainly better, hashes
going on in the quad state area.
The hare drew the arrow pointing to the back of the parking
lot and into some shiggy. And, down! down! down!, the steepest and most
treacherous hill in the world we went, or at least it seemed by how long it
took some hashers to get down it. And at the bottom of the hill, the FWB’s
notice an arrow pointing to the train tracks.
For a little while we go, until we find another arrow,
pointing in the same direction we had been going on.
We find not a
BN, but a DN, and so we wait for the hare to
catch up to us with the drink. And quite a drink it was, Toxic Waste may have
just gotten back from hanging out with Doctor Who, because if his claims are
correct, he managed to dump a 1.5 liter bottle of Vodka, into a 1 liter bottle
of lemonade. And it sure tasted like it. So we enjoyed the initiation into our
intoxication briefly because we had much more trail to go, and
What a surprise, we find another arrow… going in the same
direction we had been going, and then another one. We cross over the bridge at
Casho Mill Rd, but unbelievably, a train did not come rumbling down, or any
other time during this hash. We look behind us and see a late arriving
Bitchard, dashing to catch with us, and the only one who had thus far a need to
actually run on this trail. Toxic Waste served him a double of that toxic waste
he was packing in his back pack, and
We find a BN, this time, and the beer is there, sitting next
to a makeshift grave site of somebody’s pet, I guess, I hope. We enjoyed piss
warm Beast Lite, on this not piss warm day and we are back on our way.
We finally find an arrow pointing in a different direction
and off the tracks, down a hill, and back into some shiggy. The FWB’s at this
point, BC and MFP, find a falsly marked trail without a false or a check for
We at some point hook up with BH4’s most commonly used
resource, the good Ole’ Mason Dixon trail, and find another beer stop. Several
hashers discuss haring trails in the near future that they’ll probably forget
to do. Just Silver and Just Erin enjoyed Capri Suns and stomping down vegetation.
We come out to barksdale Rd, and then take right into the
Country Hills development. For a brief
time, Bitchard, BC, and MFP, decide to run, and run past the marks going to the
obvious point B. But still end up back near the front anyway. The trail ends at
Toxic Waste’s pad. We circle up eventually….
And enjoyed pizza and salad and more Beast Lite, and some
popcorn I think, but I don’t think that was for us. I’ll Respect You in the
Mourning arrived later on. And Fuckstik and Pelvis Chestly were present via the
All in all it was another shitty trail, and damn how
uneventful. A hobo hash with no train going by and no police chasing us, and no
one getting charged for endangerment of a child?!!!
Oh well, you can’t get it right every time.
Stay tuned for the next possible Blue Hen Hash possibly two
weeks from now possibly being hared by Bitchard.
*Quad State Area: Where Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania,
and New20Jersey, kind of, sort of, almost come together. This is, not to be
confused with the Tri-State Area of Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Delaware, or
the DelMaVA peninsula/ Chesapeake Bay state area of Delaware, Maryland,
Virginia and Washington DC.
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