[BH4] 2/28/10 the hash as I saw and recall it

[Avocado Tom Tarka]

I understood very little of that.

BRAVO!

ON ON!
  Fuk Stik


On Tue, Mar 09, 2010 at 01:21:16PM -0500, Butthead wrote:
> So H4 had a hash Sunday February 28 because MFP (aka yoho ono Andy) felt
> compelled from duty and perspiration to set a trail, and because soon it
> would be March, and that would be too late for a February trail, even by
> Blue Hen standards, if not the standards of little boy blue.
> Present were some hashers, like HAFKAS, Toxic Waste, Devil Woman, Crash
> Test Dummy, Butthead, a stop in mid trail by Early Boy Krieger (aka
> Comes Early) and follow up appearances by his lovely bride Plunge and
> Puke and their spawn, The Brazilian dance queen Portaho who acted as
> hash flash but is thought to have deleted her pictures (or was she
> missing and deleted some pictures at some following hash like the recent
> Bumbybirthdayhash....or was it both sets of pics....hmmmm), the RA
> Skidmarks, a late arrival by Lick N Stick, Amber Alert, and various
> other people who names may come to me as I relay events that may or may
> not have transpired.  Perhaps Glownads or the big sis DWP, sheesh, I
> can’t really be sure (where are those pics?).  
> The pack having decided to hash arrived at the Nottingham Green pool
> across from Dung Ho’s house in the wonderful Delaware subdivision of
> none other than Nottingham Green.    The snow pack having modestly
> retreated, much of the parking lot was accessible, though some
> apparently had problems.  In any case, the hare gave us directions and
> set us off.   We explored the area around the pool, and headed off in
> the general direction of route 273, aka West Main Street.  At some point
> we met some cops coming from an imagined domestic dispute, or so I
> imagined, who took some meandering interest in our trapsing through the
> streets but failed to intervene when faced with our constant jaywalking.
>  We proceeded to wind through the neighborhood until we arrived at the
> first beer stop at EB and Plunge and Puke’s (Cherry Bone Her) house,
> where some of us entered to pee, and others merely consumed some malted
> beverages in the great outdoors.  CE then joined us for the remainder of
> the hash, which commenced back up his cul-de-sac and out to Barksdale
> road, over the Apple Street bridge, and by hug and shrug, on to the the
> Village Green Town Court, where we trespassed into the former appts.
> That now serve as rude a mentally dorms, or so the RA’s (resident
> advisors) inspection notice indicated, where apparently the abominable
> hash hare is allowed to remain in the presence of the resident students,
> and we consumed beer in said hare’s appt/dorm.   Alas, soon BH was
> complaining about the lack of food, and others wanted to exit in order
> to clean their toe nails, so the hash recommenced towards the back of
> Cavern Green, past the train tracks, and across Barksdale.  There there
> was some confusion as to trail, as many hashers, familiar with the
> scene, figured a left turn was in order in order to visit little boy
> blew, but instead a right turn was in order and soon we were back on
> Fisk Drive and progressing on up to the aforementioned pool.  At that
> point, we found Dung Ho and daughter, and Dung joined us for a bit of
> civility and nashing, and we entered MFP’s parents house as they were in
> some EU country and the premises needed to be occupied, where we circled
> in the basement.  Everyone consumed for nearly every reason, but alas
> pizza came and the circle was broken, so up we went and consumed copious
> amounts pizza, salad, bedeviled eggs, fried potato crisps, and perhaps
> some other goodies until we could eat no more, and fancifully there was
> pizza remaining.  
> 
> And that’s the way It was.  Good night and Good Luck.
> 
> BH
> 
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