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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Since the state of affairs is the way it is, since the rest of the slobbering pack has remained publicly silent for the last few days, or at least no one else has tried to talk to me about it, and since I got nothing better to do than write this e-mail tonight…</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>I… Hereby Decree….by the powers invested in me as GM, from which I was elected by a land slide margin of 1-0,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>that Fuk Stik’s proposition of haring a trail on Sunday the sixth of April, at 2:pm HST, somewhere around here, that will now be our AGM, is now passed into motion. I’d like this to be another crazy, fun event, with people there, at least a few more than the last one had. Judging by our success at the 15<SUP>th</SUP> anniversary, that should be possible. I don’t know if it’s a good time or not, but its so hard to tell these days.</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Offices that I suggest we fill. If you all have any more suggestions, speak up.</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>General Manager Fuckup (Currently Held by MF Poppins)</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Religious Advisor (Currently Held by Thfkas)</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Hash Cash (Currently held by Toxic Waste)</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Hare Raiser (Currently held by Vaseline Alley, say, where you been for the last 9 months VA?)</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Hash Harlot<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>(We didn’t have a suitable candidate for this position to elect at last years AGM, But I got a real good idea who this years oughta be)</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>So,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Blue Henners, where ever you are. If you’d like to be nominated for a position, or you’d like to keep this year’s incumbents from retaining their titles, or you’d like to avoid a member of another hash taking an office at ours, than <B>speak up and show up! </B>Whatever Wedding, Funeral, Bachelor Party, Baby Shower, Computer Show, or Comic Book Convention you were planning on going to surely can’t be that important. However I would like to request that you or who ever you nominate be capable of making it out to at least 4 hashes this year and be willing to hare at least one trail. It would be nice if we could give Thfkas a break, from haring almost every trail, especially since he has another rug rat on the way, so I’ve heard. </FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>So that’s Sunday April 6<SUP>th</SUP>, 2pm HST, somewhere around here (Newark). Location to be announced soon.</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Oh yeah, and I’m supposed to be helping to hare a trail for that other hash in the area, this coming Saturday, at Harmony Industrial Park on Ruthar Drive, at around building 125, if anybody feels like getting out of the house. The trail should be pretty good, as long as it doesn’t rain. And if it does rain it should be even better, nothing is more fun than going down a mudslide. </FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>On! On!</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Soon to be former,</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>GM,</FONT></div>
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